For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

dear aunt mildred,
thank you so much for the rooster syrup dispencer! we love roosters,
espically ones that dispence things. (since they don't do the egg
thing they can at least be good for something, you know, if a rooster
lays an egg on a roof..............etc.)! we were so grateful to get
this precious piece of art work we don't want to use it, and only save
it for special occasions and guests as it seems to scare most small
children when they see it! thank you so much for thinking of me on my
birthday!
love always,
jared
p.s. we moved! and we don't know our new address.